WATCH: Rob Gronkowski spiking stuff in a parking lot
Melons, pumpkins, pinatas, guitars, whatever you want, Gronk will spike it. For charity.
Rob Gronkowski loves to spike things. You already know about his signature Gronk spike after touchdowns. And you probably already know about the times he spiked a hockey puck at a Bruins game, spiked a bouquet of roses and spiked a cake on his brother's face at a club.
Well, now he wants to fly fans to Boston and spike all kinds of stuff for charity through his foundation, Gronk Nation.
"We'll Gronk watermelons."
"If it's even close to a melon, we'll Gronk it."
Is a pumpkin "close" to a melon? You know what? I'm not going to question Gronk. Let's just roll with this.
"We'll Gronk a pinata mustache."
That's a new one on me.
"Don't forget to be awesome. We won't."
Always good life advice. ("Don't forget to be awesome" is what it says on that coffee mug.)
"Did your girlfriend dump you for Lionel Richie? We can Gronk that."
"Unless if you'd rather just talk about it for a little while. That sounds pretty rough." It does. Awful nice of you to offer your time for conversation.
"I don't know about you, but I hated music lessons, and now that's why I'm a rapper." That doesn't make sense, but I'm not going to argue. Gronk might try to spike me next.
I've got to say, this all looks like a whole lot of fun. Here's the full video, with the aforementioned spikes and more.
