It's been a brutal first half of Monday Night Football between the Texans and Bengals (follow it all here on our GameTracker), who combined for nine points and exactly zero exciting moments during the first 30 minutes of football.

Fortunately the halftime show in Cincinnati involved monkeys riding dogs herding sheep.

At least the halftime show in Cincinnati was entertaining. (via Twitter/ESPN)

The No. 1 overall halftime show in sports history -- just edging out Red Panda -- is never not amusing, and the fun is doubled down by the monkey wearing a Bengals outfit and holding a GoPro.