He's a #FloridaMan and a Dolphins fan.
He's a #FloridaMan and a Dolphins fan. (USATSI)

We will never forget you, sweet, sweet, Dolphins fan.

We, collective Internet scribblers, first laid eyes on this national treasure back in 2012 in the waning minutes of a Dolphins loss to the Titans.

We marveled at his belly tattoo, his nipple rings, jorts and general raison d'etre.

And there was a fear we'd never see him again, like a rare lemur or Oscar-worthy Nic Cage performance.

But he's back, and still attending Miami losses, this time thanks to the magic of Aaron Rodgers. But alas, where are the nipple rings?!