Via Deadspin comes what follows, and what follows is video evidence that Cubs rookie cloutsman Kyle Schwarber was in a high school show choir. Come with us, won't you, back to Middletown (OH) High School ...
Kyle Schwarber! Finger-snaps and jazz-hands!
Once more, with feeling ...
Hand-claps and stomps! Purple Pizzazz!
As to the related matter of why a Purple Pizzazz number isn't Mr. Schwarber's current walk-up song, one can only wonder and hope for a better day.
