It's "catcherly," this baseball card that you're about to lay unworthy eyes upon. It is so very catcherly. Hereupon: Ply thine trade in the timeless medium of cardboard, Benito Santiago ...
Excelsior! Pairs well with: A light application of baseball card gum dust and a relentless sense of mission. If you're lacking a relentless sense of mission, then Benito Santiago very likely has enough to spare.
But wait ... In the image above, is Mr. Santiago about to apprehend a foul-hit baseball in exchange for a critical out, or is he in the act of intercepting and vanquishing that which afflicts us? Yes, is the answer.
Also note:
Do you know who -- in addition to Benito Santiago, major-league catcher -- is there for those with nowhere left to turn? Young Benny No-Nos, that's who.
(Images: Beckett's)
