The Cleveland Indians on Wednesday beat the Blue Jays in Game 5 of the ALCS and in doing so advanced to the World Series. That's a big deal, you know.
The Cleveland Browns, who recently advanced to 0-6, innocently enough took to Twitter to congratulate their baseball-ing municipal label-mates on their sports accomplishments. Here, see for yourself ...
#RallyTogether#RallyTogether#RallyTogether
— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) October 19, 2016
Congrats, @Indians!! pic.twitter.com/tE7icLF8Mg
See, this is in keeping with civic best practices. You congratulate other teams from your city on their championships and deep drives into the postseason. But with the Browns, whose very name evokes coiled poo-poo, nothing is ever simple or successful. In keeping with this unifying principle, the Browns got torched to a crisp after tweeting their well-intentioned hosannas. Presented without comment, here are some responses to the tweet above ...
.@Browns Who are you?
— Nick Orlando (@TheSoftwareDev) October 19, 2016
@Browns@Indians Get out of our party.
— duke binder (@dukebinder) October 19, 2016
@Browns@Indianspic.twitter.com/BckGNFuLde
— Tim Perez (@timdperez) October 19, 2016
@Browns YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM OUR @Indians !!!
— CC Rider (@CC_Rider32) October 19, 2016
@Browns@Indians No, please don't kill the winning vibe.
— Ashley D (@AshleyDeee20) October 19, 2016
@Browns@Indians You are still a factory of sadness.
— Patrick Kessler (@kesslerpatrick6) October 20, 2016
@Browns actually keep losing its good luck for the Tribe
— CIRCUMSTANCES (@_joenick22_) October 19, 2016
@Browns@Indianspic.twitter.com/vtFPKZ6Qco
— Matthew (@adematthewj) October 20, 2016
@Brownspic.twitter.com/8LywfML9ru
— Logan Bassa (@LBassa20) October 19, 2016
@Browns@Indians if you want the indians to win the WS then maybe you should stay away....
— Robert Adams (@adams_dark) October 19, 2016
@Browns@Indians looking at the Browns like pic.twitter.com/4j0osvOpdo
— Matthew (@adematthewj) October 20, 2016
Pity the Browns. Laugh at them, sure. Round up 10 friends and beat them at football, yes. But then pity them.